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June 19th, 2020

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The ol’ stick-your-hands-out-at-just-the-right-angle-as-they-slash-with-a-blade-to-sever-your-bonds trick! Both timeless and easy. Try it at home!

 

 

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  1. Ether

    How many of them are the Mother’s children?

  2. Jenny Everywhere

    I wonder if that chick has defended herself against random knives every day for the past 16 years or so? Cuz Jack has. He probably had to beat off a knife attack with his binky at four months old. Knives are just SO 2010.

  3. Ooorah

    I love this so much

  4. Bimmy

    Hey now. Watch where you swing that thing.

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