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@Reynard-Miri: It’s one of the classic blunders. Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Never go up against a Civilian when death is on the line. Never use knives on a Cannon.
Well damn 0_o. Now i know he is going to get back up … after all one does not simply floor punch a master assassin … but he wins just for that move. On the other hand he did single hand “desk” him a second ago so that floor punch might be debilitating.
Tom’s thought in the last pannel: “That’s for my arm.”
I also love how Lily is tapping her fingers together nervously. Adrian is definitely some relative. Or a past love interest. Past as in 15 minutes ago. Because she just found the man of her dreams. A man who can “desk” the all-of-a-person with one arm.
Daaaamn. Not only did he throw him hard enough to crack the floor, he flipped him over as he threw him. If he can put that much spin on a human being, just imagine how his football throws are.
One could even say he’s got…
*shades*
An arm like a Cannon.
Now, if this was more realistic his head would have caved in and he would have died before the floor cracked.
Is this a rule of cool acceptable break from reality or is there an in universe explanation
November 12th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Huh.
I’ve never seen a single-handed suplex before. Interesting.
November 12th, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Who needs to punch faces when you can make the floor do all the work for you?
November 12th, 2012 at 5:30 pm
Last Panel: You made me hurt my arm.
November 12th, 2012 at 5:30 pm
And the moral of this story is: Never stab a Cannon with a knife. It will not end well for you.
November 12th, 2012 at 5:31 pm
You should throw him again just to be sure 😀
November 12th, 2012 at 5:46 pm
@Reynard-Miri: It’s one of the classic blunders. Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Never go up against a Civilian when death is on the line. Never use knives on a Cannon.
November 12th, 2012 at 5:47 pm
Puny assassin…
November 12th, 2012 at 5:50 pm
CRACK! is whack…to Adrian.
Dude’s probably still (barely) alive because Tom’s got a girlfriend to impress.
November 12th, 2012 at 5:51 pm
^ I see what you did there
November 12th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
i wonder which cracked more the floor or Adrian’s face.
November 12th, 2012 at 6:40 pm
Tom’s face in the last panel… best face in this comic yet.
November 12th, 2012 at 6:43 pm
I love how the light in the last panel sort of looks like an empty health bar. Foe Adrian fainted! Tom leveled up!
November 12th, 2012 at 6:56 pm
Anyone else think that Tom is hacked or something? He’s able to easily throw desks and people and he can take a stab in the arm.
Just a theory.
November 12th, 2012 at 7:35 pm
And Lily’s in the background all “Holy shit! He went EASY on me!”
November 12th, 2012 at 7:49 pm
The “crack” makes the panel feel all more painful. Ouch!
November 12th, 2012 at 8:23 pm
Son, you just got face-cracked. The older, less refined cousin of face-punching.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:24 am
Damn…
November 13th, 2012 at 1:13 am
Well damn 0_o. Now i know he is going to get back up … after all one does not simply floor punch a master assassin … but he wins just for that move. On the other hand he did single hand “desk” him a second ago so that floor punch might be debilitating.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:22 am
Tom’s thought in the last pannel: “That’s for my arm.”
I also love how Lily is tapping her fingers together nervously. Adrian is definitely some relative. Or a past love interest. Past as in 15 minutes ago. Because she just found the man of her dreams. A man who can “desk” the all-of-a-person with one arm.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:48 am
Sooo…Mega Intelligence is obviously yet another front org for Big Boss’ Outer Heaven…
November 13th, 2012 at 1:50 am
Ok, lesson learned…
Never attack Jack Cannon’s dad with a knife to the shoulder.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:59 am
And THAT is why Jack never forgets to take out the trash.
November 13th, 2012 at 2:26 am
Tom then turned to Lily.
“Okay, your turn.”
November 13th, 2012 at 2:32 am
o_O
November 13th, 2012 at 3:12 am
Whenever Tom throws someone so hard, the floor cracks, it’s actually Tom throwing the whole Earth to somebody.
November 13th, 2012 at 4:10 am
Stupid Assassin. Never bring a knife to a cannon fight.
November 13th, 2012 at 4:34 am
*Johnny Whoa wrote:
Tom then turned to Lily.
“Okay, your turn.”*
Then Lily replied.
“You can throw me any time… onto a bed!”
November 13th, 2012 at 4:41 am
Daaaamn. Not only did he throw him hard enough to crack the floor, he flipped him over as he threw him. If he can put that much spin on a human being, just imagine how his football throws are.
One could even say he’s got…
*shades*
An arm like a Cannon.
November 13th, 2012 at 5:42 am
Sure, where do you think that phrase came from?
November 13th, 2012 at 7:21 am
Epic face!
November 13th, 2012 at 7:39 am
Now, if this was more realistic his head would have caved in and he would have died before the floor cracked.
Is this a rule of cool acceptable break from reality or is there an in universe explanation
November 13th, 2012 at 8:21 am
Also, upon further consideration: Adrian looks to be Initiate rank at best, in the…real…Assassins Order.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:57 am
Adrian is all like “ugghhh, my everything”
while Tom is all like “ಠ_ಠ”
November 13th, 2012 at 9:05 am
OH MY GOD TOM’S FACE IN THE LAST PANEL. BEST.
November 13th, 2012 at 11:41 am
My mistake, kunais must not be that effective against men with that many levels in badass
November 13th, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Tom uses concrete floor! IT’S SU…
“RRRRR!” *CRACK!*
nnnnnnggghhh…
November 13th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
That guy has a face of steel if he’s still alive.
November 14th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
murdered. In. The. FACE.
November 14th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
Face, meet floor. Floor, meet face.
November 15th, 2012 at 1:21 am
Face, meet floor.
Floor this is a face.
Creator Of Clever Puns,
– Zero
November 15th, 2012 at 3:15 am
when I look at his face on the last panel I can’t help but imagine him saying He started it…
November 15th, 2012 at 4:30 am
And that’s how its done
November 15th, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Well I guess this is where Jack gets his ridiculous strength…. his mother must be the reflexes… now where did he gets his hack proof from….
November 15th, 2012 at 6:56 pm
Am I the only one thinking that female assassin is going to turn out to be Jack’s mom?
November 15th, 2012 at 11:36 pm
the floor is going to fill that one in the morning.
November 16th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Wow! He shmecked his shmenge!
TheWreck
March 30th, 2014 at 2:13 pm
That’s more than a faceplant, that is a face that’s taken root and sprouting up daisies.
July 15th, 2015 at 3:47 am
I know something you don’t know. I am not left-handed!
Which means you should really be scared after that knife wound heals.