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July 5th, 2010

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Dumb guard syndrome strikes again. In his defence opening the door really wouldn’t have made a difference.

Also, I’ve opened up a spreadshirt shop! If you want everyone to be impressed with you at first glance, then go here to check it out! more in the newspost below.

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  1. saper

    it’s..a egg bomb!!!!:P

  2. Merks

    that shirt looks awesome!

  3. isaac

    why do guards have to be so stupid?…oh ya i forgot: PLOT. XD

  4. Metaldude

    Okay, so the mutant kid just horked up a giant demonic testicle. This officially ranks in the top 5 most bizarre things I’ve ever seen

  5. Anonymous Man

    It’s always the guards that die first.

  6. Groundhog

    I’m guessing the giant tumor is a teleport beacon.

    While I do admit it is an inventive way of gaining entrance, I can’t help but wish they’d found a less disgusting way.

  7. FanXplosion

    Oh Noes!

  8. othorlimmis

    biggest flashbang evar!

  9. Randominsanity

    Is anyone else getting reminded slightly of dead space?

  10. jmkool

    You’d think that would be one thing MI would train their guards not to do.

  11. Kellins

    First of all, the guard has to make sure the prisoner isn’t “dieing”. They need to run more tests, Or just question him. A dead prisoner is pretty much useless. So yeah, if a guy is coughing, and making puking sounds, of course you’d check, though in the guard’s fault, he should of been armed with a gun or some sort to attempt to defend himself.
    Also, in a world of Hackers, anything is possible, so you can never be fully trained except for quick wit and reflexes. If their soldiers don’t have that, then yeah, the boss is the one that should be called stupid.

  12. rinthia

    HE DID INDEED HACK UP WHAT GAVIN GAVE HIM! XD

  13. Thementalhyuuga

    What is he, Yoshi.

  14. Hades

    That shirt is not impressive in the least.

  15. Jamie

    The next one will play music and be in 3D.

  16. SweetRevenge

    thats right Kellins! Nameless characters need some lovin’ too

  17. Swot

    Why didn’t the guard look through the little window in the door?
    Or call for backup before going in.
    In fact, why is there only one guard guarding the hacker abomination?
    I’d blame the boss guy in this situation.

  18. taltamir

    “open the door and walk in alone” wasn’t the smartest thing to do.

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