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June 25th, 2010

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Instant murder probably isn’t that tough anyway.

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  1. Frostbite4.0

    Why do you bother Crystal? and Max is just hilarious. Maybe he shoulda dodged the metal coffin hack too.

  2. James

    Or Maybe he just shoulda punched him !!!!! ; )

  3. wense

    Punching is Max’s way of dodging

  4. Ventnor

    Punching is Max’s way of EVERYTHING

  5. FanXplosion

    Dodging death. Sounds about par for the course. Apparently he’s doing pretty well so far… I mean we’ve all be discussing his slab of still bleeding raw cow. And on that note? We love you Jamie =D

  6. othorlimmis

    and even if he didnt dodge he’d just walk it off, amirite?

  7. Merks

    Seriously, that is some good Max logic

  8. gangler

    Dude, he’s Max Facepuncher, if he says he can dodge it then he can, and even if he can’t arguing with him about it is not recommended he might… you know the drill.

  9. Ictiv

    I don’t know if Nescaffe is known where you guys live but I can totally see a commercial for “Nescaffe Instant: Murder” with my third eye right now.

  10. Drey Sabriel

    Why didn’t you DOOOOODDDGGGEEE!!!???
    (oh go I’m so sorry but it had to be done)

  11. Gnauga

    He dodges heart attacks and eats raw steak.
    Is there anything he CAN’T do?

  12. Alectric

    That’s their only…disadvantage?

  13. Thementalhyuuga

    Truthfully it wouldn’t surprise me if Max could no it i mean, c’mon Max FACE-PUNCHER HELLO?!

  14. RobertTheRouge

    You know, I wonder why only Crystal and Facepuncher are hunting Hackers.
    Probably means there’s more out there then just them.
    Demons,Magical creature’s,time travelers and Ninja’s.
    Hackers may be through, but Cannon’s got more fodder to work through.
    And if he reject’s any alteration, not just hacker.He could possibly negate temporal and spacial anomaly’s as opposed to physical anomaly’s.

  15. nicknackss

    @Rob Easy with t he Quantum Physics, we dont want the infinite parallel world complex

  16. Hades

    I don’t understand it. If they know Jack’s Condition and even have a way to remove or “cure” it, they should also know how to cause it and add a resistance to hacking for other people, like Max.

  17. Rusty-Knight

    Instant Murder, like bullets, thrown knives, and crossbow arrows, can simply be punched out of the air.

  18. Arch Angel

    @Knight: I second that!

  19. Dreaming Budgie

    I don’t understand why they would want to cure it, I mean it’s saving his life! So it might kill him if he over does it but without it he’d be dead instantly instead of later! Where is the logic here?

  20. Biscuit

    Instant murder is notoriously slow.

  21. isaac

    curse jack for stoping max from dodging, CURSE HIM I SAY!

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