Page MERRY CHRISTMAS 2014
The idea of hilarious Christmas sweaters is something of an alien concept to me, as Christmas here goes hand in hand with summer and water gun fights. But let’s suspend our disbelief for a moment and imagine some kind of unfathomable world where not only does winter swoop in towards the end of the year, but that people also gather around the fire place to keep warm at a time when magical and benevolent fat men are known for sneaking in through chimneys to deliver gifts. Isn’t that like, a major workplace hazard? Do parents knowingly dump a bucket of ice water on the fireplace before bedtime? What if Santa shows up early? These questions and more are why Christmas shark is such an attractive substitute. I mean, not like Sexy Attractive or anything, but like, yo he just busts through your wall, you know? It’s a simpler system, something I think we can all grasp and understand; He flies up to your house, boom, tries to eat you, leaves a gift and moves on. Much more elegant, right? Right!
So anyway, Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2014 at 10:48 am
http://youtu.be/OnJ8jsw4BSo
December 26th, 2014 at 5:13 am
Woo! Christmas Shark! I was hoping for this!
December 26th, 2014 at 1:41 pm
[fluttershy]Yay![/fluttershy]
December 26th, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Look at Lilly. I swear she looks like she wants that shark to try something.
Thomas just looks bored about the shark.
Jack’s nervous since he’s sure if the shark tries anything, he’ll be the target. Since Lilly can “kill anything”, and the only thing that ever really stopped her was her husband.
Now I can see it – that shark isn’t trying to eat any of them. He’s hardly smiling. He’s screaming in terror. “OH CRAP I’M WITH THE CRAZY PEOPLE AGAIN! GET ME OUT OF HERE!”
And now I can’t stop laughing….oh I so probably got this page into my head and started thinking way too much, and totally ruined half the point of this page….heh. But man that’s funny now….
(Except for the flipper on Thomas’ shoulder. That’s the only thing ruining this view. Perhaps he’s just trying to hold Tom down, or to keep him from falling over in terror. (Or because he’s a shark and can’t stand up. …yeah no that’s not it….))
*looks up* Wow, that got long in a hurry….
December 27th, 2014 at 1:03 am
Yayyyy! I’ve been looking forward to the Christmas Shark for days now.