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Oh dear. You put me in a purple jelly condom. I’m sorry, Craig, but that still means I’m going to F$%# you. Up, I mean. Definitely up. Oh, now I’m all flustered.
As a reply to LtFusion…
Yeah the flick would be cool, but I`m hoping he just walks through it. Just ignores it straight up.
I`m also hoping Craig gets at the very least some more teeth knocked out. Maybe some broken fingers. A keyboard imprint in the face seems suitably karmic.
I think what Craig needs is some kind of Navi type character hovering over his shoulder.
“Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!”
Craig, progressively more annoyed: “What!”
“Hey! Craig! Don’t do that!” *Briefly hovers over Jack, lists his known ability and track record in Craig related encounters* *Briefly hovers over angel, reiterates what is already known about their relationship* “You should totally go to X street! Much better place. Neat quest with a fish chick who thinks you’re hot!”
Craig: Curse you Navi for knowing all my fetishes! You’re my better half.
and then Craig and Navi live happily ever after. Navi would later abandon Craig for confusing reasons causing Craig to become a multiversal traveler of sorts pursuing his missing companion and never being heard from by Jack again.
no. what’s going to happen is that jack will unzip his pants and piss his way trhough, then say “you want a pissing contest? you got one. make your move”
A thought just occurred to me. I’m sure Craig isn’t smart enough to do this, but what would happen if he were to hack himself so he could fly, then turn off the tower?
Really, Craig? We all knew you were unstable, but I thought there were certain standards to being a hacker. Like intelligence. Or reasoning.
Now Jack is going to make you lose ANOTHER tooth.
May 27th, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Oh how I want Jack to just flick the shield and have it poof…
May 27th, 2011 at 6:16 pm
Did someone tell Craig that it wouldn’t work on Jack? Because I think that’s vital information.
May 27th, 2011 at 7:23 pm
This will not end well for Craig but he did bring upon himself what with being a huge idiot and all.
May 27th, 2011 at 8:28 pm
I’s just going to start Laughing now…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!! ; D
May 27th, 2011 at 10:31 pm
Actually rather feel sorry for Craig in this one. Best case scenario I’m predicting, he’s gonna lose another tooth or three.
Cindy’s hopeful smile in the first panel is cute. As is the ‘Oh, me? Yeah, I’m fine.’ panel.
May 27th, 2011 at 11:50 pm
Oh dear. You put me in a purple jelly condom. I’m sorry, Craig, but that still means I’m going to F$%# you. Up, I mean. Definitely up. Oh, now I’m all flustered.
May 28th, 2011 at 12:16 am
I love how Jack is still pouting over not being able to smash something on the way up
May 28th, 2011 at 1:00 am
As a reply to LtFusion…
Yeah the flick would be cool, but I`m hoping he just walks through it. Just ignores it straight up.
I`m also hoping Craig gets at the very least some more teeth knocked out. Maybe some broken fingers. A keyboard imprint in the face seems suitably karmic.
May 28th, 2011 at 1:29 am
Jack is angry now. Maybe we should back away to a safe distance…
May 28th, 2011 at 2:25 am
Jack will see your BAM and raise you one WHAM!
May 28th, 2011 at 3:54 am
Thank you ma’am.
May 28th, 2011 at 5:29 am
Damn, I almost exptected something quite like this…
“Are you okay Craig?”
“Sure?”
“Good. I don’t have to hold back!!!”
Well, maybe Gavin can do it while turning him into some proto-Cthulhu thing
May 28th, 2011 at 6:41 am
I think what Craig needs is some kind of Navi type character hovering over his shoulder.
“Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!”
Craig, progressively more annoyed: “What!”
“Hey! Craig! Don’t do that!” *Briefly hovers over Jack, lists his known ability and track record in Craig related encounters* *Briefly hovers over angel, reiterates what is already known about their relationship* “You should totally go to X street! Much better place. Neat quest with a fish chick who thinks you’re hot!”
Craig: Curse you Navi for knowing all my fetishes! You’re my better half.
and then Craig and Navi live happily ever after. Navi would later abandon Craig for confusing reasons causing Craig to become a multiversal traveler of sorts pursuing his missing companion and never being heard from by Jack again.
May 28th, 2011 at 7:05 am
Jack: “Oh, I don’t have time for this…”
*punches through barrier and Craig’s face at the same time. Rescues princess. Flies off to the moon. The end.”
May 28th, 2011 at 8:00 am
geez its one dissapointment after another for jack huh? lol
May 28th, 2011 at 10:15 am
you are all wrong, before jack escapes, craig MUST monologate…
May 28th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
no. what’s going to happen is that jack will unzip his pants and piss his way trhough, then say “you want a pissing contest? you got one. make your move”
May 28th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
I don’t think Jack is impressed, guys
May 28th, 2011 at 6:43 pm
oh well Jack is defeated now I guess.
May 29th, 2011 at 2:24 pm
A thought just occurred to me. I’m sure Craig isn’t smart enough to do this, but what would happen if he were to hack himself so he could fly, then turn off the tower?
May 29th, 2011 at 11:36 pm
Really, Craig? We all knew you were unstable, but I thought there were certain standards to being a hacker. Like intelligence. Or reasoning.
Now Jack is going to make you lose ANOTHER tooth.
May 31st, 2011 at 1:57 am
This ought to be rich…
May 31st, 2011 at 9:38 am
Based of prior knowledge we can assume this portion of the tale will show jack just how limited he is with his ability.
I’m guessing he is going to beat craig but nearly die for it. Perhaps get crippled like some stroke victims.
May 22nd, 2014 at 9:56 am
Dude, He just punched through one of those things like half an hour ago.